Hello Internet

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Jamaican Rice Rat T-Shirt

Swamphen T-shirt

Derek of Veritasium

Henry of MinutePhysics

Swiss Army Knives

Andreas's Swiss Army Knife

Brady's Swiss Army Knife

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Photo from inside the Fractory

Magna Carta First Class

Codex Leicester

Airline first class rankings

New Zealand U-turns on Red Peak flag

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Sports Almanac Auction

Matt Parker

@greyhealthbot

Hello Internet #3: Four Light Bulbs

Banksy

Dismaland

Cinderella crash

Brady's Dismaland photos

Grey's Dismaland photos

September 22, 2015

H.I. #47: Charismatic Megafauna

September 22, 2015/ Hello Internet

Grey & Brady discuss: the lack of hotstoppers in Starbucks in the UK, wolfgate, pilots and snipers, Google's new logo and Google creepiness, the bi-weekly weigh in and the Grey Health Bot, Corners Corner, and the next round of drama in the New Zealand flag referendum.

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Click here to demand hotstoppers in the UK

Hotstoppers

Brady: Chinese Lucky Numbers

Emojipedia: Wolf Face

Audrey's Facebook page

Civil Aviation Safety Authority Pre-flight Safety Video Study

Watching a CGP Grey video

xixoxixa on the reddit

Fighter jet piddle packs

Brady's Dad: Climbing Nui Dat

Brady's Dad's Book: Trackers

Grey's 'other podcast...'

Google's new logo

Duck Duck Go (With dark mode!)

Grey Health Bot

Destin of Smarter Every Day in the shower

Brady's Crash Mail

Objectivity

Grey's Japanese Alphabet Robots (The box)

Tasmanian Tiger

Réunion

CGP Grey Penguin

California grizzly bear

Current New Zealand Flag:

Koru by Andrew Fyfe:

Silver Fern (Red, White and Blue) by Kyle Lockwood:

Silver Fern (Black & White) by Alofi Kanter:

Silver Fern (Black, White and Blue) by Kyle Lockwood:

Red Peak:

Give Brady an inch...

...and he'll take a mile

August 31, 2015

H.I. #46: Superbowl of Flags

August 31, 2015/ Hello Internet

Grey & Brady discuss: teacher recruiting part 1, clarifications on Dulles, airline safety videos, the meaning of 'hard as nails', vexillology and New Zealand's 40 possible flags, the return of the bi-weekly weigh in, most livable cities, Hello Internet goes supersonic, plane crash corner, and tipping in America.

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Show Notes:

Dulles A/B terminals vs C/D terminals

Grey gets first class and Brady tries to tell him it's not worth it

United Airlines safety video

Wilhelm scream

British Airways safety video

Dads use puns because they have nothing else

Dads use puns because they've given up on life

Brady puns on Objectivity

Weak Brady can't open a lock

New Zealand's 40 Possible Flags

Silver Fern

Pikopiko

Southern Cross Horizon

Seven Stars

Black Jack

Eating Blue Bunny Peanut Butter Panic with Lucy while we watch people starve to death on TV for our entertainment

Most livable cities

Supersonic Hello Internet

August 22, 2015

H.I. #45: Technobabble

August 22, 2015/ Hello Internet

Grey & Brady discuss: balloons, passport scanners, freebooting leaves the nest and GIFs, stuff people do while listening to the podcast corner, gustatory synesthesia follow-up, Brady meets his favorite band, and The Martian homework.

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Brady goes to a balloon fiesta

Janet Folkes videos

Gordon Bennett Cup

Brady’s photo of the University of Nottingham balloon

Solar Powered Balloon

Hank: Theft, Lies, and Facebook Video

Destin of Smarter Every Day

Derek of Veritasium

The Physics Girl

Cassini mission

If trains could be snakes

Road trains

Lexical-gustatory synesthesia

Brady brings J. Willgoose Esq from Public Service Broadcasting to the Royal Society

Public Service Broadcasting - Go!

The Martian

The Martian 'teaser' trailer

August 11, 2015

H.I. #44: Cursed Tickets

August 11, 2015/ Hello Internet

Grey & Brady discuss: who would win in a fight, many many travels, the n*aughty word, yet another corner, tasty words, Brady wants to talk watches again, uninformed thoughts on important news in the YouTube world, Cecil the Lion, and audiobook narrators. Also, there's a little bit of homework. Also, there's an auction for charity.

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Hawaii and The Great Nothing

Antipodes

Earth Sandwich

Antipodes map

Brady sends Grey a naughty photo

Grey isn't wearing pants

Marine Traffic Ship Tracker

Brady in the X-men

Skydiving with HI

H.I. and Air Force One

Lexical-gustatory synesthesia

Numberphile: synesthesia

The combined Swiss/Apple Watch

Brady’s take on the Combined Swiss/AppleWatch

Brady's Smiths Watch

Forever 301

I have no strong feelings one way ore the other

Google Plus Decoupling

The Diamond Button

Brady: Mile of Pi

Cecil the Lion (RIP)

The Spiritual Home of Numberphile

So You Have Been Publicly Shamed

11/22/63

His Dark Materials

Homework: The Martian

The Cursed Cricket Tickets on eBay

July 17, 2015

H.I. #43: The Naughty Episode

July 17, 2015/ Hello Internet

Corporate Compensation Corner starts the podcast with a bang before going on to: a major victory for Freebooting, jobs-while-listening-to-Hello-Internet corner, cargo ships and the environment revisited, reddit's CEO resignation, free will follow-up, the limits of what you might want to know about Scarlett Johansson, being wrong about predicting the future, the death and the inevitable decline of our careers, before finishing up with a serious amount of cursing.

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Show Notes:

Destin from Smarter Every Day

Qantas

Slate.com on Freebooting

Grasp the Nettle

Marinetraffic.com

Anthem of the Seas

EPA.gov: Inventory of U.S. Greenhouse Gas Emissions and Sinks 1990-2013

Ellen Pao's resignation thread on reddit

Steve Huffman as CEO announcement thread on reddit

Uber CEO Travis Kalanick

Hipmunk

Alexis Ohanian

Alien Blue

Richard Feynman - Ode on a Flower

Brady makes a comic about Grey

Scarlett Johansson

BanNaughty.org

July 07, 2015

H.I. #42: Never and Always

July 07, 2015/ Hello Internet

Grey and Brady discuss: the paperwork of death, podcasts and falling asleep, explorers revisited, how many watches is too many watches, robot reporters and the nature of free will, world's ugliest dog, the Glastonberry music festival, karmic justice for Brady, and the latest reddit riot.

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Show Notes:

Brady: 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + ... = -1/12

Ship tracking

Dead Whale Found Footage

Hello Internet as a sleep aid

River of Doubt

Apollo 13: Fixing the CO2 scrubbers

The many watches of Buzz Aldrin

Computer-generated copy

Narrative Science

Grey: Humans Need Not Apply

Fermi Paradox

Glastonberry music festival

99% Invisible: Children of the Magenta -- Automation Paradox, pt 1

Reddit discussion about the reddit shutdown

The Streisand Effect

Reddit discussion about banning subreddits

Pew Poll on Confederate Flag in 2011

Grey: This Video Will Make You Angry

Grey: This is Not The Confederate Flag

June 24, 2015

H.I. #41: Some Kind of Freak

June 24, 2015/ Hello Internet

Grey and Brady are back from the live recording and discuss: death (as always), automation, the Hello Internet flag designs, toothbrushes, a new kind of watch, Brady's music, weight check-in, the Olympics, shorthand, and Getting Things Done revisited.

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Show Notes:

Grey: True Cost of the Royal Family

Grey: Digital Aristotle

Brady: Official Sir Martyn

Hello Internet Flag designs

Hello Internet State Flag

Four Lightbulbs flag

Robot Arms and Club flag

Soviet Hello Internet

Maryland Hello Internet

Republic of Audreyville

Grey's electric toothbrush

Brady's Slow Watch

Slow Watches on Twitter... (You know... in case you wanted to tweet them about... anything)

After the show, Brady continues with his Slow Watch plans

The Race for Space by Public Service Broadcasting

LifeSum

MinutePhysics: Is Racewalking a Sport?

Teeline Shorthand

Graffiti

Reddit GTD discussions

Omnigroup

Brady: Mile of Pi

Brady: Knight's Tour

June 17, 2015

H.I. #40: The Oval Office of Science

June 17, 2015/ Hello Internet

A very special episode this week as Brady and Grey go on a field trip to The Royal Society.

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Show Notes:

H.I. #40 on YouTube

Royal Society

Brady meets Paul Nurse

Royal Society Presidents

Earl Grey tea

Giro the Nazi Dog

Principia

Battered Flag (Brady’s earlier video)

Matthew Flinders

Adelaide

The Backstairs Passage

Bogus curiosity

Catherine Conduit

Lord Kelvin

June 09, 2015

H.I. #39: Getting Things Done

June 09, 2015/ Hello Internet

Grey and Brady discuss: Hello Internet babies, humblebragging time warp, how likely is your job to be automated, a new corner, John Nash, losing weight, and collecting the Getting Things Done homework.

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Show Notes:

SciShow: Is Urine Really Sterile?

Audrey's Facebook page

Little Bear's broken arm

Slow Motion Little Bear

Play 'Where's Audrey': Video 1, Video 2

Hello Internet Flag submissions

Dovsky

A special email

The first discussion of Humblebragging on Hello Internet

Will your job be done by a machine?

Grey's new podcast: Cortex on Relay.fm

John Nash

Numberphile: John Nash

Getting Things Done by David Allen

Space album

Grey's book notes: Creativity Inc, Bird by Bird

Grey: Time Management for Teachers

May 25, 2015

H.I. #38: The F-Word

May 25, 2015/ Hello Internet

Grey and Brady discuss: naming voting systems (and other things), how lies spread, spiders and jellyfish, Apple Watch faces revisited and health gamification, and FLAGS FLAGS FLAGS!

(Plus homework for you.)

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Show Notes:

SecretSurgeon reddit comment

H.I. Animated #3

Freebooting on Know Your Meme

Brady interviews a billionaire

Australian annual spider rain

Rain of animals

Grey's main watch face

Grey's alt watch face which he likes better but Jony Ive won't let him have the calendar on the bottom for no reason

Progress: Difference Engine to Apple Watch

New Zealand flag referendum

Murderball

2012 London Olympics

2010 Vancouver Olympics

London Olympics penis-monster mascots (Official terrifying low-res intro video)

Vancouver Olympics mascots (Intro video)

New Zealand Silver Fern flag

Australian Aboriginal flag

Proposed world flag

Vexillology subreddit

Getting Things Done by David Allen

May 14, 2015

H.I. #37: Penguins and Politics

May 14, 2015/ Hello Internet

Grey and Brady discuss: autoplay on YouTube and Netflix, the Hello Internet / Star Wars / Zoo day, link roulette, death (yet again), the UK general election and the nature of democracy and representation.

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Grey: Primary Elections Explained

H.I. #36 post show

Computerphile Emoji

Tom Scott

How to turn off YouTube autoplay

Photos from the day at the zoo

Hello Internet on Patreon

Star Wars despecialized edition

Grey signing time lapse

UK General election 2015

Grey's GE Pie chart

Grey's alternatives to First Past the Post voting

April 28, 2015

H.I. #36: Bear O'Clock

April 28, 2015/ Hello Internet

Grey & Brady discuss how hard-as-nails Brady is traveling yet again why Grey still nurses his jet lag from three weeks ago, smoking, Nepal, inconsistent emoji, Brady plugs all the things, sports, shopping for bras, the return of Brady's paper cuts with self-checkout machines, and Apple Watch first impressions.

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Show Notes:

Rocketing traffic for the wolf face emoji

Derek from Veritasium

Henry of Minutephysics

Lagniappe (pronunciation)

Woman Wearing Bunny Ears

Colin Bloomfield Melanoma Appeal

TEDed

Logan

Call Me Ishmael

Building an Orphanage in South America

Getting Things Done by David Allen

A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking

Baseball

Brady's paper cuts song

Robots will take over the world

Brady & Gruber on Twitter

The Talk Show on Apple Watch

Skeuomorphism

Rotary phone

Grey's (possibly temporary) Apple Watch

Brady's Omega Speedmaster

H.I. #21: Cave Troll in Your Pocket

April 13, 2015

H.I. #35: Are My Teeth Real?

April 13, 2015/ Hello Internet

Grumptacular grumpstravaganza! Grey & Brady discuss: customer service, statues, a hero for introverts, cricket, delays in airports, TSA, Las Vegas, The Grand National, the horrors of jet lag, the Apple Watch, and the coming subscription service for YouTube.

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Skyscraper in Vals with photos

Audrey & Lulu emoji

Cricket

Cricket world cup trophy

Derek: Forest of Friendship, Baggage Carousel of Jerks

Le Reve

Zarkana

Star Wars: Episode VII Trailer - George Lucas' Special Edition

The Grand National

List of equine fatalities in The Grand National

Random Acts of Intelligence

Destin

Apple Watch

Brady's current watch

Hello Internet of YouTube & Brady's watch

Complaining about charging devices on Hello Internet

Grey's current watch

Grey's 'Evil Empire' Apple Watch

Nilay Patel Apple Watch review

Gruber Apple Watch review

Trying on the Apple Watch

YouTube's paid subscription offering take shape (Discussion on the reddit)

Grey's videos on RSS and Apple

Derek: How YouTube is like a potato

March 30, 2015

H.I. #34: Line in the Sand

March 30, 2015/ Hello Internet

Warning: Grey and Brady are over-worked, underprepared, and just a little bit grumpy. Nonetheless, they bravely soldier on to discuss: emailing Brady, "You're CGP Grey", the lasting value of (some) teachers, NOT plane crash corner but iPhone corner!, self-employed vacations, the solar eclipse, and Vessel.

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Swiss plan for Europe's tallest skyscraper

Today Grey uploaded:

Where is Scandinavia?

Today Brady uploaded:

Black Stump Selfies (Stumpies)

Covent Garden Apple Store

Louis CK on selfies

CGP Grey videos on RSS (and iTunes)

Myke Hurley

Relay.fm

#MykeWasRight

Hello Internet on YouTube

2015 solar eclipse

Brady's dogs watch the eclipse

March 16, 2015

H.I. #33: Mission to Mars

March 16, 2015/ Hello Internet

Grey & Brady talk more about if Brady does or does not touch the microphone, Grey's animation and writing habits, productivity, the news, Brady goes to Dubai, skyscrapers, 1st world internet famous people humblebrags, accidental follows, plane crash corner, and should humans go to Mars?

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Elon Musk goes to IHOP, not the gym

Grey's Twitter activity

How Grey writes

Destin & Tara's new baby

James Morey: First Mc 10:35

The Empire State Building

https://duckduckgo.com

Kingdom Tower in Saudi Arabia

The Black Stump as it was when Brady was a boy

Grey's downloaded files on The Shard

Grey's new Patreon goal

The spiritual home of Numberphile

James Grime

Harrison Ford aviation

Numberphile: Riemann Hypothesis

March 02, 2015

H.I. #32: YouTube Half-Assery

March 02, 2015/ Hello Internet

After a very professional start Grey and Brady discuss the audience of Hello Internet, White House corner, secret restaurant menus, the entire history of Grey's microwaved coffee, a surprise for Brady, selling tickets for Darth Vader, The Wire HD, and, of course, YouTube Half-Assery.

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List of Presidential Desks

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Mc 10:35

Nuke

Aircraft fatalities in 2014

Hello Internet Animated #6

Star Wars with Darth Vader auction details

The Wire in HD

Red Letter Media Star Wars Reviews

David Simon on The Wire in HD

Vlogbrothers

Wheezy Waiter

February 16, 2015

H.I. #31: An Enigma Wrapped in an Egg McMuffin

February 16, 2015/ Hello Internet

Grey & Brady talk more about working at the white house, the continued first-world horror of using a magic space phone that's slightly bigger than we want it to be, Canadian passports, Star Wars with David Prowse update, a NSFP (Not safe for planes) edition of plane crash corner, distracted driving, a tale of the importance of routines, before derailing into nonsense.

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Truman Whitehouse reconstruction

Hank Green

President's Study

The West Wing

The Resolute Desk

MKBHD

MKBHD iPhone 6+ review

Dbrand iPhone skins

Canadian passport under the blacklight

How to watch Star Wars with Darth Vader and Hello Internet and penguins

Taiwan dash cam crash

Cargo plane crash

Denzel Washington saves the day

Selfie plane crash

Baby's first NTSB

Distracted driving

"From One Second To The Next" A Film By Werner Herzog - It Can Wait

February 02, 2015

H.I. #30: Fibonacci Dog Years

February 02, 2015/ Hello Internet

Grey and Brady discuss Droids, Ewoks, and Wookies in Star Wars, sleeping with phones, discussions that decay to extremes, the end of the civil war between freebooting and viewjacking, new kinds of weather, desktop icons, carpets and how disgusting they are, the end of the world, Hank Interviews the president, and YouTube offers a Hobson's choice to Zoe Keating and other musicians.

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