H.I. 103: Don't Read The Comments

Grey and Brady discuss: Garth update, things forgotten, the color magenta, friends, and Conspiracy by Ryan Holiday: Peter Theil & Hulk Hogan vs Gawker.

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T-mobile trademark

How long does it take to become friends

Conspiracy by Ryan Holiday

H.I. #102: Secret Cinema

Grey and Brady discuss: the looming UK hotstopper ban, Grey has a coffee revelation, final thoughts on the non-existent political beliefs of dogs, charitable interpretations of people's words, Plane Crash Corner, Brady's bylines, Grey & Dragons & Death, and a visit to a secret cinema.

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UK Hotstopper ban coming

Hello Internet discusses So You've Been Publicly Shamed

Buffer

CGP Grey on Instagram

Livestreamed plane crash

Brady's bylines

GDPR

Grey's adaptation of The Fable of the Dragon-Tyrant

Original Short Story version of The Fable of the Dragon-Tyrant

Secret Cinema

Blade Runner

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Brady gets a new computer, words that must not be spoken, hotstopper distribution, national days, YouTube as the arbiter of truth, flat earthers, pilot announcements on flights, and gun emojis.

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Hotstopper distribution and more hotstopper distribution

National Siblings Day

YouTube Will Link Directly to Wikipedia to Fight Conspiracy Theories

Music for Airports

Best bank note of the year

Emojipedia: Gun

Hello Internet Episode One Hundred

Grey and Brady discuss: tennis balls and necessary lies revisited, the first self-driving fatality and the future of (semi)autonomous cars, tattoos, bitmoji, the UK Nazi pug, and everyone's favorite social network: Facebook.

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Roger Federer on tennis balls

Uber Self-Driving Car Pedestrian Kills Pedestrian

HI tattoo

Hello Fish

Tattoo regrets

bitmoji

Brady Bitmoji

The Producers

Springtime for Hitler

Conspiracy: Peter Thiel, Hulk Hogan, Gawker, and the Anatomy of Intrigue, by Ryan Holiday

Grey's super-active, semi-abandoned Facebook page

H.I. #99: The Necessary Lies of Civilization

Grey and Brady discuss: Brady feels Audrey is getting sidelined, maybe a crack opens for the dark arts, Brady buys a new phone, destroying the value of stocks with your opinions, vacationing in Antarctica, politicians blocking people on Twitter, social media impersonations and anti-verification, the safest year of flying?, and the death of Stephen Hawking.

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Friend of the show, Marco Arment

Brady's view while recording

Brady's new phone

Gold Bullion Vault - Periodic Table of Videos

Unmade Podcast

Testing suitability to go to Antarctica

Who owns Antarctica?

Tierra del Fuego flag

Brady flying the Nail & Gear flag

Brady in Antarctica

Award-winning iceberg

Stephen Hawking

An Illustrated Brief History of Time

Star Wars: The Last Jedi Hello Internet Christmas Special

Solo Trailer

Solo Trailer -- Beastie Boys

Ready Player One Trailer

H.I. #98: The Dogfather

Grey and Brady discuss: earthquake zones, a Mr. Chompers update, the color of a tennis ball, ...dreams revisited, social media during disasters, some of the activities people might engage in while listening to Hello Internet corner... and another new corner, and the Amazon HQ2.

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Mr Chomper's elevated waterbowl

8 Animal Misconceptions Rundown

What Color is a Tennis Ball Twitter survey

I don't see anything about this in the manual

Washington Post article

HI Jolly Roger sailing the seas

Brady starts a new corner

The Bylines

Conversation Piece for Executive High-Flyers

Amazon HQ2

How the Gigafactory came to Nevada

H.I. #97: Tesla in Space

Grey and Brady discuss: reviews revisited, why Grey watches the airline safety videos anyway, the SpaceX Falcon Heavy Launch, The Confession Tapes, and hotmail.com.

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It's still comic relief season

SpaceX Falcon Heavy Launch

Duke of Venezuela

Unofficial diagram

Trophy Tesla

The Confession Tapes

Hotmail.com

H.I. #96: The Humblehug

Grey & Brady discuss: Star Wars Lego and the Last Jedi reactions, airline safety videos revisited, rating our podcast on iTunes, social advice, Twitter advertises Twitter, rapid fire news, YouTube monetization changes and the eternal adpocalypse again, and Black Mirror Season 4: USS Callister.

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Lego Star Wars Millennium Falcon

H.I. #53: Two Dudes Counting

Star Wars: The Last Jedi -- Hello Internet Christmas Special

The Unmade Podcast

British Airways safety video

'Comic' relief

United Airlines: safety is global

Humblehug

Twitter advertises Twitter

Rate HI

The Humanity Star

Hello Internet visits Dismaland

World Chess Championship Logo & Alternate logo

YouTube tightens rules around what channels can be monetized

Logan Paul

H.I. 95: Break Glass in Case of Emergency

Grey and Brady discuss The Book of Thunks

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H.I. Star Wars The Last Jedi Christmas Special

Grey and Brady discuss The Last Jedi. (With minor spoilers for The Wizard of Oz)

This episode is brought to you entirely by listeners like you on Patreon. Merry Christmas!

H.I. #94: Video of Meaninglessness

Grey and Brady discuss: Mr Chomper's parallel universe, Hello Internet medals of honor and the Tims in general, Brady in Australia and everything you might imagine that involves, childrearing in our connected world, all the things one could know about Santa Claus, hot towels on planes, and YouTube Rewind.

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Adorable Audrey on Instagram

Blondi

HI Medal of Honor

Derby cordoned-off Christmas tree

Pierson's Puppeteers

Sir Martyn thanks the Tims

HI Hoodie

HI Hoodies at The Oval

Test cricket

Don Bradman's Duck

Adelaide Oval

Brady meets Tims at the Mighty Black Stump

Black Stump hotstoppers

Mighty Black Stump vs Telstra House

Santa Clause

Does Santa Exist?: A Philosophical Investigation

YouTube Rewind 2017

Emma Blackery: YouTube Rewind The Truth

Mile of Pi

H.I. #93: Mr. Chompers

Grey and Brady discuss: cute puppy photos, HI hotstopper distribution, inspiring kids with the right stuff, Periodic Videos approaches one million subscribers, the state of our YouTube channels, the delivery cartel, adpocalypse eternal, and the crossing of corners.

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Cesar Milano

HI Patreon address form

Universal Paperclips -- WE TOLD YOU SO

Frank Lantz

Cow clicker

Periodic Videos -- Subscribe before Dec 16th

Martyn Poliakoff

72 Hours in Las Vegas

Grey vs. parcel delivery on twitter

The Daily Mail

Stop Funding Hate

Sports champagne celebrations

Grey Health Bot

H.I. #92: Grey Honeypot

Grey & Brady discuss: the Hello Internet logistics center, Objectivity censorship revisited, Twitter grants Grey (and Brady) 280 characters, Halloween IN SPACE and corporate attention grabbing on Twitter, school photos and (::sigh::) safety, the 9/11 memorial, Universal Paperclips, and Operation Hotstoppers.

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Objectivity: Animal Locomotion

Grey abusing his power on Twitter

Airplane cross section

Brady's Indiana Jones photos

Halloween on the International Space Station

Year long -- 11 month -- mission in space mission

Alan: The Maestro

Universal Paperclips -- DO NOT CLICK LINK UNLESS YOU HAVE LOTS OF TIME TO BURN RIGHT NOW

Democracy

News videogame: We become what we behold

9/11 Memorial photo

9/11 Memorial sign

9/11 Memorial from above

Hiroshima Peace Memorial

Hello Internet hotstoppers

What do you think we should do with these hotstoppers?

H.I. #91: Last Man to Die?

Grey and Brady discuss: singing, the psychology of self-checkout machines, laygo, animal emoji changes at Apple, yet more ways to be freebooted, 'nudity' on YouTube, school photos, plane crash corner, and death and immortality.

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Apple animal emoji changes

H.I #80: Operation Twinkle Toes

Brady: Animal Locomotion - Objectivity #137

Brady makes art sexually suggestive

Grey's view while editing plane crash corner. Thanks, Brady.

Grey: Why Die?

Live fast, but die old

Kurzgesagt: Why Age? Should We End Aging Forever?

H.I. #90: Pumpkin Pressure

Grey and Brady discuss: emoji revisited and the plurals of words, spoilers revisited, the 280 character upper class, Twitter Halloween, SpaceX Adelaide action, the drama over Brady's lego set resolved... or maybe not, Brady in Las Vegas during the shooting and advertising during tragedy, the (fiction of) the 2017 Nobel prize in physics.

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Frog emoji

Android 7.1 Emoji

Android 8.0 Emoji

Turtle emoji

Old timey emoji

Alligator emoji

Death of Queensland's largest crocodile in 30 years could spark violent power grab

Twitter blog: Giving you more characters to express yourself

Elon Musk fever sweeps Adelaide

BFR Rocket

The real BFG

SpaceX: BFR | Earth to Earth

747

A380

Leggo my eggo

2017 Las Vegas Shooting

Casey Neistat: LET'S HELP THE VICTIMS OF THE LAS VEGAS ATTACK

Zapruder film

The Nobel Prize in Physics 2017

Hello Internet on Overcast

H.I. #89 -- A Swarm of Bad Emoji

Grey & Brady discuss: mint condition, American news, X and the new iPhone, the Firewatch copyright strike against PewDiePie, being a TripAdvisor parasite, papercuts 'lightning' round, not The Buzz but rather bee emojis 🐝, and the movie version of The Circle.

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Brady's unopened lego box with Audrey for scale

Cassini-Huygens mission

How Not to Land an Orbital Rocket Booster

iPhone X

Calculator unboxing

Brexit news, I guess?

Firewatch

PewDiePie

Copyright strike basics

Casey Neistat

Objectivity

CGPPlay

Euro/America Truck Simulator

RedLetterMedia

H3H3

TripAdvisor

Contribute to The Wikipedia

Podcast Apps and Grey's current podcast app of choice that allows different speed settings for different shows

Hello Internet on YouTube

Bee news, I guess?

Honeybee Emoji on Emojipedia

The Circle

H.I. #88: Do Not Ring Bell

Grey & Brady discuss: space flags for the people, YouTube fair use (or not) continued, Space X feedback, listener images, changes in spoiler culture, and the rules of portrait photography.

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Hand-made Hello Internet flags by Kate

H.I. 86: Banana Republic

Bold Guy vs Parkour Girl

H3H3 reacts to Bold Guy vs Parkour Girl

Victoria Bitter 1988

Hello Internet at Congress

Random Acts at Basecamp

HI Flag at Trafalgar Square

HI Proposal

Taylor Wessing Photographic Portrait Prize

H.I. #87: Podcast of the Century

Grey & Brady discuss: Operation Tetra and space launches, the 2017 eclipse, Brady's new podcast, the H3H3 copyright/defamation lawsuit, and YouTube auto-advertiser friendliness.

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Launch photograph

Launch video

A photo for ants

A better photo

Space race shielding

Space X's suits

HI betting market: Eclipse edition

2017 Solar Eclipse

List of future astronomical events

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Destin's & the ISS during the eclipse

The Unmade Podcast

H3H3: WE WON THE LAWSUIT!

Original Video: Bold Guy vs Parkour Girl

H3H3's react video

RedLetterMedia

YouTube massage room

Brady's inappropriate video

Also inappropriate: HI 86 Banana Republic

H.I. #86: Banana Republic

Brady and Grey discuss: co-first-personing, invincible and disappointing phones, self-checkout and payments revisited, a bench of moral quandaries, a bit of buzz, and, of course, the aftermath of the Radio Times election.

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Hello Internet Pirate Flag

The Buzz

Bee rustling

Present with Audrey for scale

Present on the YouTube version of the show

H.I. #85: Another Person I've Never Heard Of

Brady and Grey discuss: more 51-star flags, Uber tipping, Disney Fast Pass, drama in Greece, Voting Drama, counting in the Gym, and Sportsball Corner.

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51-Star Flag Designs reddit discussion

• Star of stars
• Diagonal stars
• Star bar
• 51 stripes
• LI stars
• 51 of 51
• We're #1

Ocker

Uber Tipping

Destin and Brady on a Disney Ride

Risking a Phone for a Fishie

Hard as Nails in volcano water

Tims vs Steves

Lawless golf

PieGate

Meat Pie