August 24, 2018

H.I. #107: One Year of Weird

August 24, 2018/ Hello Internet

Brady and Grey discuss: a FOT5k story (or is it?), passing the Brady Turing Test, paper straws, liveable cities, the morality of snakes and ladders, pony painting parties, and Space Force.

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HELLO INTERNET PINS!!

A recent Hello Internet

Brady in a theater

Grey in space

Grey signing posters

World's most liveable cities list

Starbucks cups suck

Pony painting parties cause controversy

Space Force

Space Force Logos

July 31, 2018

H.I. #106: Water on Mars

July 31, 2018/ Hello Internet

Grey & Brady discuss the British 'heat wave', water on Mars, Trypophobia, Kit Kat Trademarks, anti-dog discrimination, and YouTube's new news initiative and fake news.

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Water on Mars

Trypophobia

Trypophobia subreddit GROSS WARNING, MAYBE DON'T CLICK UNTIL AFTER HEARING BRADY'S REACTION ON THE SHOW

TOTALLY OK TO CLICK: Trypophobia face makeup

Welcome to North Carolina

Trypophobia coconut

YouTube truth banners, Example 2

Kit Kat case: No break for Nestlé in trademark row

YouTube's new news initiative

News Lab at YouTube channel

July 20, 2018

A Recent Hello Internet

July 20, 2018/ Hello Internet

Brady & Grey discuss: the fasten your seatbelt sign, breaking news feedback about Garth the Deer, a big round of Hello Internet show and tell, and Grey reviews his time on Instagram.

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Garth the Deer

Garth updated

Show and Tell:

Aluminum Nail and Gear

The Six Triperfect Numbers - Numberphile

Tiny Nail and Gear

Five Eurocent Coin

Microscopic Nail and Gear -- Close up out

Verified Nail and Gear -- Enhance! -- Enhance! -- Enhance! -- Enhance! -- Enhanced (with scale)

Hello Internet Wedding

Hello Internet Outback

Hello Internet at Albert Hall

cgpgrey on Instagram

Urban Dictionary: Recent

June 29, 2018

H.I. #104: Fruitbooting

June 29, 2018/ Hello Internet

Grey and Brady discuss: the cost of platinum, Twitter-less phones, chick flicks and airpods, comments on comments on The Internet, stealing from the self-checkout machines, YouTube subscriptions, and Solo.

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Brady make a GIF

Tabulating Comments to “7 Ways to Maximize Misery”

Amazon Go

Solo

May 31, 2018

H.I. 103: Don't Read The Comments

May 31, 2018/ Hello Internet

Grey and Brady discuss: Garth update, things forgotten, the color magenta, friends, and Conspiracy by Ryan Holiday: Peter Theil & Hulk Hogan vs Gawker.

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T-mobile trademark

How long does it take to become friends

Conspiracy by Ryan Holiday

May 24, 2018

H.I. #102: Secret Cinema

May 24, 2018/ Hello Internet

Grey and Brady discuss: the looming UK hotstopper ban, Grey has a coffee revelation, final thoughts on the non-existent political beliefs of dogs, charitable interpretations of people's words, Plane Crash Corner, Brady's bylines, Grey & Dragons & Death, and a visit to a secret cinema.

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UK Hotstopper ban coming

Hello Internet discusses So You've Been Publicly Shamed

Buffer

CGP Grey on Instagram

Livestreamed plane crash

Brady's bylines

GDPR

Grey's adaptation of The Fable of the Dragon-Tyrant

Original Short Story version of The Fable of the Dragon-Tyrant

Secret Cinema

Blade Runner

April 26, 2018

‍ 😐🔫 ‍

April 26, 2018/ Hello Internet

Brady gets a new computer, words that must not be spoken, hotstopper distribution, national days, YouTube as the arbiter of truth, flat earthers, pilot announcements on flights, and gun emojis.

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Hotstopper distribution and more hotstopper distribution

National Siblings Day

YouTube Will Link Directly to Wikipedia to Fight Conspiracy Theories

Music for Airports

Best bank note of the year

Emojipedia: Gun

March 30, 2018

Hello Internet Episode One Hundred

March 30, 2018/ Hello Internet

Grey and Brady discuss: tennis balls and necessary lies revisited, the first self-driving fatality and the future of (semi)autonomous cars, tattoos, bitmoji, the UK Nazi pug, and everyone's favorite social network: Facebook.

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Roger Federer on tennis balls

Uber Self-Driving Car Pedestrian Kills Pedestrian

Springtime for Hitler

Conspiracy: Peter Thiel, Hulk Hogan, Gawker, and the Anatomy of Intrigue, by Ryan Holiday

Grey's super-active, semi-abandoned Facebook page

March 22, 2018

H.I. #99: The Necessary Lies of Civilization

March 22, 2018/ Hello Internet

Grey and Brady discuss: Brady feels Audrey is getting sidelined, maybe a crack opens for the dark arts, Brady buys a new phone, destroying the value of stocks with your opinions, vacationing in Antarctica, politicians blocking people on Twitter, social media impersonations and anti-verification, the safest year of flying?, and the death of Stephen Hawking.

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Friend of the show, Marco Arment

Brady's view while recording

Brady's new phone

Gold Bullion Vault - Periodic Table of Videos

Unmade Podcast

Testing suitability to go to Antarctica

Who owns Antarctica?

Tierra del Fuego flag

Brady flying the Nail & Gear flag

Brady in Antarctica

Award-winning iceberg

Stephen Hawking

An Illustrated Brief History of Time

Star Wars: The Last Jedi Hello Internet Christmas Special

Solo Trailer

Solo Trailer -- Beastie Boys

Ready Player One Trailer

February 28, 2018

H.I. #98: The Dogfather

February 28, 2018/ Hello Internet

Grey and Brady discuss: earthquake zones, a Mr. Chompers update, the color of a tennis ball, ...dreams revisited, social media during disasters, some of the activities people might engage in while listening to Hello Internet corner... and another new corner, and the Amazon HQ2.

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Mr Chomper's elevated waterbowl

8 Animal Misconceptions Rundown

What Color is a Tennis Ball Twitter survey

I don't see anything about this in the manual

Washington Post article

HI Jolly Roger sailing the seas

Brady starts a new corner

The Bylines

Conversation Piece for Executive High-Flyers

Amazon HQ2

How the Gigafactory came to Nevada

February 19, 2018

H.I. #97: Tesla in Space

February 19, 2018/ Hello Internet

Grey and Brady discuss: reviews revisited, why Grey watches the airline safety videos anyway, the SpaceX Falcon Heavy Launch, The Confession Tapes, and hotmail.com.

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It's still comic relief season

SpaceX Falcon Heavy Launch

January 31, 2018

H.I. #96: The Humblehug

January 31, 2018/ Hello Internet

Grey & Brady discuss: Star Wars Lego and the Last Jedi reactions, airline safety videos revisited, rating our podcast on iTunes, social advice, Twitter advertises Twitter, rapid fire news, YouTube monetization changes and the eternal adpocalypse again, and Black Mirror Season 4: USS Callister.

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Lego Star Wars Millennium Falcon

H.I. #53: Two Dudes Counting

Star Wars: The Last Jedi -- Hello Internet Christmas Special

The Unmade Podcast

British Airways safety video

'Comic' relief

United Airlines: safety is global

Humblehug

Twitter advertises Twitter

Rate HI

The Humanity Star

Hello Internet visits Dismaland

World Chess Championship Logo & Alternate logo

YouTube tightens rules around what channels can be monetized

Logan Paul

December 31, 2017

H.I. 95: Break Glass in Case of Emergency

December 31, 2017/ Hello Internet

Grey and Brady discuss The Book of Thunks

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December 25, 2017

H.I. Star Wars The Last Jedi Christmas Special

December 25, 2017/ Hello Internet

Grey and Brady discuss The Last Jedi. (With minor spoilers for The Wizard of Oz)

This episode is brought to you entirely by listeners like you on Patreon. Merry Christmas!

December 22, 2017

H.I. #94: Video of Meaninglessness

December 22, 2017/ Hello Internet

Grey and Brady discuss: Mr Chomper's parallel universe, Hello Internet medals of honor and the Tims in general, Brady in Australia and everything you might imagine that involves, childrearing in our connected world, all the things one could know about Santa Claus, hot towels on planes, and YouTube Rewind.

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Adorable Audrey on Instagram

Blondi

HI Medal of Honor

Derby cordoned-off Christmas tree

Pierson's Puppeteers

Sir Martyn thanks the Tims

HI Hoodie

HI Hoodies at The Oval

Test cricket

Don Bradman's Duck

Adelaide Oval

Brady meets Tims at the Mighty Black Stump

Black Stump hotstoppers

Mighty Black Stump vs Telstra House

Santa Clause

Does Santa Exist?: A Philosophical Investigation

YouTube Rewind 2017

Emma Blackery: YouTube Rewind The Truth

Mile of Pi

November 30, 2017

H.I. #93: Mr. Chompers

November 30, 2017/ Hello Internet

Grey and Brady discuss: cute puppy photos, HI hotstopper distribution, inspiring kids with the right stuff, Periodic Videos approaches one million subscribers, the state of our YouTube channels, the delivery cartel, adpocalypse eternal, and the crossing of corners.

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Cesar Milano

HI Patreon address form

Universal Paperclips -- WE TOLD YOU SO

Frank Lantz

Cow clicker

Periodic Videos -- Subscribe before Dec 16th

Martyn Poliakoff

72 Hours in Las Vegas

Grey vs. parcel delivery on twitter

The Daily Mail

Stop Funding Hate

Sports champagne celebrations

Grey Health Bot

November 24, 2017

H.I. #92: Grey Honeypot

November 24, 2017/ Hello Internet

Grey & Brady discuss: the Hello Internet logistics center, Objectivity censorship revisited, Twitter grants Grey (and Brady) 280 characters, Halloween IN SPACE and corporate attention grabbing on Twitter, school photos and (::sigh::) safety, the 9/11 memorial, Universal Paperclips, and Operation Hotstoppers.

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Objectivity: Animal Locomotion

Grey abusing his power on Twitter

Airplane cross section

Brady's Indiana Jones photos

Halloween on the International Space Station

Year long -- 11 month -- mission in space mission

Alan: The Maestro

Universal Paperclips -- DO NOT CLICK LINK UNLESS YOU HAVE LOTS OF TIME TO BURN RIGHT NOW

Democracy

News videogame: We become what we behold

9/11 Memorial photo

9/11 Memorial sign

9/11 Memorial from above

Hiroshima Peace Memorial

Hello Internet hotstoppers

What do you think we should do with these hotstoppers?

October 31, 2017

H.I. #91: Last Man to Die?

October 31, 2017/ Hello Internet

Grey and Brady discuss: singing, the psychology of self-checkout machines, laygo, animal emoji changes at Apple, yet more ways to be freebooted, 'nudity' on YouTube, school photos, plane crash corner, and death and immortality.

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Apple animal emoji changes

H.I #80: Operation Twinkle Toes

Brady: Animal Locomotion - Objectivity #137

Brady makes art sexually suggestive

Grey's view while editing plane crash corner. Thanks, Brady.

Grey: Why Die?

Live fast, but die old

Kurzgesagt: Why Age? Should We End Aging Forever?

October 19, 2017

H.I. #90: Pumpkin Pressure

October 19, 2017/ Hello Internet

Grey and Brady discuss: emoji revisited and the plurals of words, spoilers revisited, the 280 character upper class, Twitter Halloween, SpaceX Adelaide action, the drama over Brady's lego set resolved... or maybe not, Brady in Las Vegas during the shooting and advertising during tragedy, the (fiction of) the 2017 Nobel prize in physics.

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Death of Queensland's largest crocodile in 30 years could spark violent power grab

Twitter blog: Giving you more characters to express yourself

Elon Musk fever sweeps Adelaide

BFR Rocket

The real BFG

SpaceX: BFR | Earth to Earth

747

A380

Leggo my eggo

2017 Las Vegas Shooting

Casey Neistat: LET'S HELP THE VICTIMS OF THE LAS VEGAS ATTACK

Zapruder film

The Nobel Prize in Physics 2017

Hello Internet on Overcast

September 28, 2017

H.I. #89 -- A Swarm of Bad Emoji

September 28, 2017/ Hello Internet

Grey & Brady discuss: mint condition, American news, X and the new iPhone, the Firewatch copyright strike against PewDiePie, being a TripAdvisor parasite, papercuts 'lightning' round, not The Buzz but rather bee emojis 🐝, and the movie version of The Circle.